How Embarrassing

Things I would like to purchase because it is Friday.

An earlier post of mine refers to my idea of having a Poo Parking Spot for those in dire need of ceramic comfort. I just realized; what good is it to have Poo Parking when you don’t have a corresponding Emergency Stall to park your ass on? Well, I think that this is an issue we should look into. And this is the paper that will finalize the transaction and wipe that slate clean. Make sure to install it where it can easily be seen and accessed to prevent full-blown disasters.

An earlier post of mine refers to my idea of having a Poo Parking Spot for those in dire need of ceramic comfort. I just realized; what good is it to have Poo Parking when you don’t have a corresponding Emergency Stall to park your ass on? Well, I think that this is an issue we should look into. And this is the paper that will finalize the transaction and wipe that slate clean. Make sure to install it where it can easily be seen and accessed to prevent full-blown disasters.

One of my best friends Chris and I decided to grab some dinner at Wilde in Lakeview before going out for the night. We decided to make it a quick stop and eat so we sat at the bar. What happened next was how you say; embarrassing. He ordered a bud light; I ordered a bud light. He ordered the chopped salad; I ordered the chopped salad. Let’s just say at the end of our dinner the bar tender asked us if we would like to share a desert.

Stop talking cards:
Have you ever been sitting near someone on public transportation and just wanted them to shut the hell up? Here is one of the classiest ways to show your disapproval of their vocal terrorism.

Stop talking cards:

Have you ever been sitting near someone on public transportation and just wanted them to shut the hell up? Here is one of the classiest ways to show your disapproval of their vocal terrorism.

Microwave…How about Youcrowave…

The Fray Performing Heartless. I like this song, and I enjoy the Fray. This is what you get when they clustermakelove!

I am feeling freaking Bulletproof today! It is awsome out! Tonight: going out with the crew-hopefully to a bar with a beer garden. Tomorrow: off of work at 2, then having some people over at the new apartment - the keggerator will be up and running. Saturday: Cubs Rooftop! Sunday: Ryan family Memorial Day Party! Monday: Beach! This weekend is going to kill me!

I am feeling freaking Bulletproof today! It is awsome out! Tonight: going out with the crew-hopefully to a bar with a beer garden. Tomorrow: off of work at 2, then having some people over at the new apartment - the keggerator will be up and running. Saturday: Cubs Rooftop! Sunday: Ryan family Memorial Day Party! Monday: Beach! This weekend is going to kill me!

Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps

I will be honest, when I first found out that a second Wall Street movie was coming out I was kind of disappointed. After learning that Oliver Stone was directing it, and that Michael Douglas would be returning as the infamous Gorden Gekko accompanied by some other A list actors, I thought to myself; let’s give this a chance.  

Shiny Toy Guns - Major Tom. Like the song, I can do with out the fat face singing.

Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness ft. MGMT, Ratatat